Monday, November 12, 2007

Prostitute Talks About Senator Vitter's 'Small Penis' in Hustler Magazine

Larry Flynt is putting the spotlight back on Senator Vitter. And you can soon read all about it in Hustler magazine. Ex-Lousiana prostitute Wendy Yow Ellis, aka Wendy Cortez tells all.

Senator Vitter has "a very small penis." Well, as far as we know, he still has it. His wife did threaten to pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him, so we can't say for sure.

Senator Vitter once suggested that Bill Clinton was "morally unfit to govern." The Republican Senator engaged in missionary sex only and never stayed more than 15 minutes according to Wendy Cortez.

The family values Republican hypocrite -- who voted against every gay rights bill he could find -- always took his soiled condoms with him.


Republicans have not demanded a resignation from Vitter; they are apparently happy to have him still in the Senate since it wasn't gay sex. It's not like he's Senator Craig! The interview about Vitter's secret sex life will be featured in Hustler's January 2008 issue. I wonder if the Senator from Louisiana will be featured on the cover?

Senator Vitter has no comment, his spokesman says the hypocrite is just so totally "focused" on legislation. He can't be bothered. Vitter thought this was ovah, but he thought wrong. I mean how many U.S. Senators have had their sex lives and penises discussed on the pages of Hustler magazine? Looks like 2008 is going to be a banner year for Republicans!

WaPo: Sen. Vitter's French Quarter "Friend" Bares Secrets
A hypocrite, a liar...AND he has a small penis. Yep; sounds like a Republican, all right.
Vitter back in the news