The news about a possible new date for abortion rights lobbyist Frederick of Hollywood to announce his hopeless bid for the presidency is spreading like desperate wildfire on rightwing blogs. According to reliable rightwing sources, heh, Fred will announce his bid on Labor Day (Monday, September 3) at the Ryman Auditorium here in Nashville. [via]
At the moment, the Ryman has nothing listed for that date, but a reader here points out that procrastinating Fred may also make his announcement on Halloween . . . or Thanksgiving . . . or maybe Christmas.
We think it all depends on when lazy Fred finally gets enough tutoring under his belt to make his handlers comfortable with the prospect of the work-ethic challenged non candidate appearing on the debate stage with his considerably more practiced opponents.
Fred's biggest problem is that Jeri Kehn will NOT be allowed to go on the debate stage in his place!
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