Monday, July 23, 2007
Why Fred Thompson Won't Run
Fred Thompson was going to announce his candidancy in early July.
Then the abortion rights lobbyist said he'd announce in late July instead.
Now the indecisive actor guy is thinking September.
The parady blog Newsgroper puts some impressively appropriate words into slow movin' Freddy's mouth:
"I am here today to say I am not running for President. I may walk for President, or even stroll, but Big Freddie does not run unless there is an angry boar’s horn six inches from his butt."
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