TV On The Fritz reports that there are signs of rebellion against sexual repression at a red state university:
Large chalk penises are the new colorful décor adding a touch of erotica to the MTSU environment.
The blogger blames it all on public education, saying that if only he attended Vanderbilt he might "get to see a sidewalk clitoris."
Meanwhile university officials are incensed over the "obscenity" and determined to catch the offenders "red handed and in the act" so that they can prosecute the students.
Apparently, waiting for a little rain is not an option.
TV On The Fritz has the rest of the story.
UPDATE: You will be relieved to learn that the estimable Jesus General has contacted MTSU VP for Student Affairs, Dr. Robert Glenn about this pressing issue of the day.
The General, who is, of course, an expert in this area, advises Dr. Glen: "While prosecution is usually the best response to anything involving the penis . . .
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