Listen to I'm the Decider (Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo) - sung to the tune of the Beatles' I am the Walrus.
Hah! If you need a laugh today, this is it!
That said, if you listen more than once, you might start crying.
I am me and Rummy's he, Iraq is free and we are all together
See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie
I'm Lying
Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days
Corporation profits, Bloody oil money
I'm above the law and I'll decide what's right or wrong
I am the Egghead, I'm a Commander, I'm the Decider
Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo - Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo
Baghdad city policeman sitting pretty little targets in a row
See how they die when the shrapnel flies see mothers cry
I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing...I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing
Yellow cake plutonium, imaginary WMD's
Declassifying facts, exposing secret agents
Tax cuts for the wealthy leaving all the poor behind
Sitting in the White house garden talking to the Lord
My thoughts would be busy busy hatching If I only had a brain
I am the Egghead, I'm a Commander, I'm the Decider
Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo - Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo - Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo
I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing...I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing
(courtesy of Paul Hipp)
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