Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Joan Rivers Deemed Possible Terrorist & Bumped Off Continental Flight

So now comedian Joan Rivers is a threat to national security? Sheesh. Welcome to another strange chapter in the Onionesque movie that we call life in 2010.

Rivers, 76, was deemed a danger to national security and booted from a Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent who found the two names on her passport fishy.