What's Sex Got to Do with Universal Health Care? . . Did Rep. Michael Duvall's tax-payer funded health care plan pay for Viagra?
When Politicos say they get no money from lobbyists, does that mean they get sex instead?
Here's a little comedic break from the life and death high drama of waiting for confirmation that Americans can't have anything resembling the universal health care that the people in all the other industrialized countries (and then some) enjoy.
But I digress. In a sexually explicit demonstration of the utter corruptness of American style politics, Rep. Michael Duvall (R-CA), 54-year-old married father of two, was caught on tape bragging in graphic detail about having sex (and spanking!) with lobbyists! As is so often the case in sex scandals, Rep. Michael Duvall can also brag of 100% ratings for championing family values. And Duvall can brag of receiving the finest health care courtesy of out-of-luck-sucker taxpayers. The 54-year-old mid-life crisis politico had sex with lobbyists some 20 years his junior. It seems highly likely that Duvall enjoyed the aid of Viagra, and since every health care plan in the nation seems to cover Viagra, I'm guessing taxpayers were billed for lots and lots of those little blue magic sex pills.
And the moral of the story is that when you are in an occupation which requires talking out of both sides of your mouth (as the winner-take-all, 2-party American undemocratic system does), saiddoublespeak lying often impacts every aspect of your hypocritical life.
She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!
According to both KCAL and the OC Weekly, an alternative weekly in Orange County, the woman who wears the "eye-patch underwear" is Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, a lobbyist for an energy company, Sempra Energy. Duvall is vice chair of the Committee on Utilities & Commerce.
In the tape, Duvall also says of Barsuglia: So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'
Update: Duvall resigns from office.
Here's a little comedic break from the life and death high drama of waiting for confirmation that Americans can't have anything resembling the universal health care that the people in all the other industrialized countries (and then some) enjoy.
People in some countries get health care in return for paying taxes. People in America don't.
In America, some of us get health care in return for sky-high premiums (and co-pays and deductibles!) on top of the taxes we already pay. Under proposed health care reform plans, more of us will be mandated to do all of the above. And we may also get the privilege of being fined as much as $3,800, if we don't obey the mandate and pay those sky-high premiums.
Hey, but at least in America we have Freedom!! We'reNumber One!! Number 37!
Hey, but at least in America we have Freedom!! We're
But I digress. In a sexually explicit demonstration of the utter corruptness of American style politics, Rep. Michael Duvall (R-CA), 54-year-old married father of two, was caught on tape bragging in graphic detail about having sex (and spanking!) with lobbyists! As is so often the case in sex scandals, Rep. Michael Duvall can also brag of 100% ratings for championing family values. And Duvall can brag of receiving the finest health care courtesy of out-of-luck-sucker taxpayers. The 54-year-old mid-life crisis politico had sex with lobbyists some 20 years his junior. It seems highly likely that Duvall enjoyed the aid of Viagra, and since every health care plan in the nation seems to cover Viagra, I'm guessing taxpayers were billed for lots and lots of those little blue magic sex pills.
And the moral of the story is that when you are in an occupation which requires talking out of both sides of your mouth (as the winner-take-all, 2-party American undemocratic system does), said
She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!
According to both KCAL and the OC Weekly, an alternative weekly in Orange County, the woman who wears the "eye-patch underwear" is Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, a lobbyist for an energy company, Sempra Energy. Duvall is vice chair of the Committee on Utilities & Commerce.
In the tape, Duvall also says of Barsuglia: So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'
Update: Duvall resigns from office.
