Saturday, April 28, 2007

Bushie Sex Scandal - Condi's Deputy Linked to Call Girl Service

Deputy Secretary of State Randall Tobias Only Used Call Girls For Massages -- Not Sex! -- But Condi's Deputy, aka Abstinence Czar, Resigns Anyway. Go Figure.

Isn't it odd how many Bush scandals break on a Friday night? Randall Tobias quit the post of Deputy Secretary of State for "personal reasons." Said personal reasons being that Tobias is a client of the "D.C. Madam's" escort service. The D.C. Madam has been charged with running a prostitution service, but Condi Rice's Deputy did not have sex with those call girls!

Deputy Tobias only got massages from call girls. He wants you and his wife to know that.

And just two days ago Bushie was praising Tobias for his work on the HIV/AIDS epidemic in Africa. Randall Tobias -- aka the Bush AIDS Czar -- is infamous for bashing condoms and praising abstinence while allegedly getting massages from call girls and working to alleviate the AIDS epidemic.

As a commenter over at The Blotter asks:

So did Tobias wear a condom when he didn't have sex or not?

Funny how all these abstinence freaks turn out to be sex addicts. And the Bush Administration is overflowing with abstinence freaks.

The D.C. Madam, aka Deborah Jeane Palfrey, has threatened to expose yet more prominent Washington D.C. men, saying that she has 10,000 names in her client phone records. Now ABC News owns that client list. And how many loyal Bushies are on that list? Sex -- or massage -- could bring down a whole lot of abstinence asses.

Just imagine if the Bush Administration were to completely fall to pieces because of sex.

Oh, the irony.

via memeorandum

Photo: Anti-Condom Randall Tobias being heckled at a global AIDS summit in Thailand. And: The D.C. Madam will talk about her client list on 20/20 next Friday.