Friday, June 22, 2007

Dick Cheney -- Your New Founding Father

Dick Cheney's Power Grab

I guess you heard that snarling Dick Cheney has made a few more modifications to the Founding Fathers' little project.

Sure, Congress is required to provide for the oversight and accountability of the executive branch of our government, but there is nothing in the Constitution about providing oversight of the Dick Cheney branch!



This handy little chart illustrates snarling Dick Cheney's New Modified U.S. Government, and it comes to us from Rahm Emanuel, who has some choice words for your wannabe new Founding Father:

"Today, we discovered that everything we learned in U.S. government class was wrong. Evidently, the Vice President does not consider himself a part of the executive branch, and therefore believes he can obstruct meaningful oversight and avoid being held accountable. If the Vice President truly believes he is not a part of the executive branch, he should return the salary the American taxpayers have been paying him since January 2001, and move out of the home for which they are footing the bill."