Saturday, March 24, 2007

Liar Liar Pants on Fire Gonzales


Turns out that Alberto Gonzales is another one of those Bushies who can't remember what the hell he was doing at the time of the crime, or what he was even doing there at the scene of the crime.

Let's see if we can help Alberto with his memory problem.

It goes like this: Keeping your job in BushWorld means being a loyal Bushie.

Being a loyal Bushie means being a big fat liar.

Alberto Gonzales is a big fat loyal liar.

MSNBC:

Gonzales said last week he was not involved in any discussions about the impending dismissals of federal prosecutors. On Friday night, however, the department disclosed Gonzales' participation in a Nov. 27 meeting where such plans were discussed.

WaPo:

Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales met with senior aides on Nov. 27 to review a plan to fire a group of U.S. attorneys, according to documents released last night, a disclosure that contradicts Gonzales's previous statement that he was not involved in "any discussions" about the dismissals.