Friday, February 19, 2010

Tiger Woods' Apology Is Just in Time for Masters Tournament. Quelle Coincidence!

Tiger Woods is making his televised apology as I write. And the choppers have been hovering all morning. Reportedly, Tiger will not answer any questions about his serial womanizing. Our sources say that John Edwards is eager for us to forgive Tiger.

The apology comes just in time for the upcoming Masters Tournament.

Tiger Woods is the odds-on favorite to win the Masters Golf Tournament. As the name suggests, The Masters is an all male contest which follows the traditional path of forbidding women from competing with the men, preferring instead to keep women in their traditional place, for the pleasure of men. In that area too, Tiger is a pro.

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