Saturday, August 05, 2006

The Vacation King Takes Another One



King George is off for another one of his famed vacations. The Decider has spent more than an entire year of his presidency on vacation (not counting the naps).

While the leader of the free world spends quality time with a chain saw, Tony Blair will be delaying his own vacation in order to work on the United Nations resolution that will hopefully lead to an immediate ceasefire in the Israel-Lebanon conflict.

Before you jump to the conclusion that the leader of the free world is an irresponsible self-centered fool, you should know that King George plans to endure the hardship of his shortest vacation ever. This year, The Decider will spend a mere ten days at his cattle-less ranch in Crawford, Texas.

George W. Bushie will also be working tirelessly on an end to the killing in Lebanon and Israel?

Why, uhm, no. The irresponsible self-centered fool is spending less time in Crawford because there is an election on the horizon. And possibly the pResident doesn't want to see so much of Cindy and the Camp Casey crowd this year.

The good news is that for ten whole days, The Decider will not be starting or endorsing any new wars. Maybe.