Thursday, July 13, 2006

Hilleary (R) Uses Wife & Fetus in Desperate Bid to Replace Frist


Van Hilleary is so desperate to be Tennessee's next U.S. Senator that he has his pregnant wife walking door to door in 90 degree heat!

Meredith Hilleary is eight months pregnant.

Like Van the Man keeps saying, he is 100% Pro Life. This is family values, Republican style.

The Pro Family Values Van Hilleary says if he loses in the primary, money will be "the only reason." Van means to say when he loses, it will be because no one liked him enough to give him any money.

The Republican primary is Aug. 3 and early voting starts this Friday.

Previous TGW posts on the GOP Senate Slugfest:
Wannabe Frist Replacement Vows He'll 'Win War on Terror'
TN GOPers Obsessed with Clintons
Three Stooges (R) of TN Battle for Frist's Seat