Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Chris Matthews' Fear of Castration by Hillary Makes Fox News Look Rational

Chris Matthews' obsession with Hillary Clinton has become so great that he has finally bonded with Tucker Carlson over the irrational fear of castration by Madame President Hillary Clinton. Matthews has become so deranged with misogyny that I now turn to Fox News for rational discourse.

Yesterday, Matthews called male supporters of Hillary Clinton "castratos in the eunuch chorus." As Tucker Carlson explains: "[T]here's just something about her that feels castrating, overbearing, and scary."

A eunuch is: 1) A castrated man employed as a harem attendant. 2) A man or boy whose testes are nonfunctioning or have been removed. 3) An ineffectual, powerless, or unmasculine man.

And there you have it folks. The number one reason Not to vote for Hillary Clinton: The witch will turn all the men into eunuchs! If Hillary is elected to the presidency, Chris Matthews will have to change the name of his foul smelling show from Hardball to Eunuch Balls. And MSNBC will get a show called Ovaries, and it will be hosted by a woman! Oh my Goddess!

John Amato over at Crooks and Liars reports that Matthews has become so unhinged that he has expanded his misogyny to include Carol Hunter at the Des Moines Register:

Chris Matthews’ obsession with Hillary Clinton in recent weeks got even more bizarre after he attacked Carol Hunter for endorsing Hillary Clinton for the Democratic Party because she’s a woman. Yep, that’s all. And in Tweety’s inane and simple mind, that’s the only reason the Des Moines Register would have selected Hillary for the job. Insulting much, Chris? I guess their endorsement of John McCain wasn’t enough for him.

C&Lers may disagree with Hunter’s pick, I leave that for you to decide (I like the Democratic field), but Matthews owes Carol Hunter an immediate on-air apology for his misogynistic outlook and very feeble view. The way the media has treated Hillary has been disgraceful since she has been ahead in the national polls, but Matthews couldn’t contain his hatred of Hillary to her alone this time. What does Carol know anyway, right Tweety? She’s just a female, probably with a shrill voice too… Chris should just announce his support for the cop on the street or the Aqua Velva man already and be done with it.

Hillary Clinton was all over tv-land yesterday. She appeared on CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, and even on Fox News and on MSNBC's Morning Joe show, but she wasn't on Hardball. That's because if Hillary ever got that close to nervous Chris, he'd immediately be turned into a little impotent eunuch.

I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I used to enjoy Hardball. I even liked Chris Matthews. Nowadays, I cringe whenever I see the misogynist. Fox News should do MSNBC a favor and take Chris Matthews. At the very least, somebody at MSNBC needs to persuade Chris to see a shrink.

Email Matthews / hardball@msnbc.com

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