Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Bob Novak Flunked Women's Studies 101

Dumb Conservative White Male Sexist Quote of the Day:

"I hate to say it, but I think the hatred toward George W. Bush is just mad. I listen to, sometimes in the car radio, on talk shows, and the venom that comes out of the mouths of some of these women, particularly, I’m not trying to be sexist, but they’re so vicious toward him. And I don’t think that really contributes. And also, the bloggers, I don’t read the bloggers very much, but it is really, it’s really vicious.”
Vicious, mean, dirty, nasty politics, and it's all mommy's fault!

Just like all conservative men, Bob Novak flunked Women's Studies 101. One of the many conservative reasons for denying women the right to vote (until freakin' 1920!) in this great democracy (sic) was because politics was just too mean and nasty and dirty for the delicate flower of womanhood.

Cause if women had the right to vote, who would wash the freakin' dishes?

It was our fragile diaper-changing femininity that denied us the right to have a say in laying down the rules of this hypercombative 'gotcha' historically elite white male democracy (sic).

Arrogant conservative men just like Novak blocked women's access to citizenship rights in order to 'protect' fragile womanhood from the vicious male sport.

So, now it's all our fault?

Well, no. We're just playing by the existing rules until enough of us venomous feminist women break through the marble ceiling and change the rules. Novak's worst nightmare.

We're sure Novak blames his mommy for his vicious personality too. Poor Bobby Novak, his mommy must have been a bitch!

Women Not in Congress graphic via Center for American Women and Politics

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