Monday, October 09, 2006

Cheney Pulls a Drama Queen - Hangs Up on Woodward

The Vice President of the United States of America said "bullshit" and slammed down the phone. The VP was having trouble controlling his raging hormones.

Cheney was talking to Bob Woodward about some aspect of the Bush Administration's State of Denial when the VP lost it.

After Cheney hung up on Woodward, we have it on good authority that the VP stomped his feet, shrieked and then flung himself on to the bed.

Cuz Dick is so totally the First Drama Queen that Laura is not even in the contest.

Let's see now, what was that centuries old excuse for keeping women out of high office? Oh yeah, women were said to be too emotional to be trusted with decisions affecting the welfare of the nation.

MR. RUSSERT: What, what do you mean, he swore at you?

MR. WOODWARD: He, he said what I was saying was bull-something. No, but he, but he hung up. . . It’s a metaphor for what’s going on. Hang up when somebody has a different point of view or information you don’t want to deal with.

Fortunately for Bob Woodward, Cheney didn't drive over and shoot him in the face, yet.

Crooks and Liars has a video clip and the full video.