Thursday, August 25, 2005

McCain Backs Intelligent Design & Paganism Too


Sen. John McCain has informed the editors of the Arizona Daily Star that he endorses teaching Intelligent Design in the nation's schools because "he believes 'all points of view' should be available to students studying the origins of mankind (sic)."

Goddess worshippers across the country are rejoicing over McCain's (and Bush's) support for teaching "all points of view." Women (and some men) who subscribe to feminist spirituality will soon be lining up at schoolboards across the country to offer some of the many fine Pagan texts for use in our schools.

The revered Starhawk, herself, will likely petition schoolboards to consider one or more of her texts.

One highly placed source in the local Goddess movement stated:

"We are overjoyed that at last the nation's children will finally learn the truth about the Great Mother. Obviously, the origin of "mankind" has something to do with womyn, not male rib cages or Zeus's head as the fanciful and laughable patriarchal myths insist.

The Goddess is the creator of the earth and God is merely her consort. It's about time our children learned the truth."

Please contact Senator McCain here and thank him for his support for teaching Paganism, or "all points of view," in the nation's public schools.

Don't forget to contact your local schoolboard to make certain they are aware that there is a superabundance of fine Pagan texts to choose from.