Thursday, May 27, 2010

Republicans Launch New Web Site: Laughter Ensues

The GOP's new web site is called, America Speaking Out. The idea is that ordinary Americans should log in and tell the Party of No what their positive agenda should be. Lots of folks logged in with lots of suggestions. It ain't pretty:

"End Child Labor Laws. We coddle children too much. They need to spend their youth in the factories."

"A 'teacher' told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish! And the same thing about whales! We need TRADITIONAL VALUES in all areas of education. If it swims in the water, it is a FISH. Period! End of Story."

"Build a castle-style wall along the border, there is plenty of stone laying around about there."

"I say, repeal all the amendments to the Constitution."

"Don't let the illegals run out of Arizona and hide. . . . I think that we should do something to identify them in case they try to come back over. Like maybe tattoo a big scarlet 'I' on their chests -- for 'illegal'!!!" (Filed under "job creation.")

"English is are official langauge. Anybody who ain't speak it the RIGHT way should kicked out."