Monday, March 15, 2010

Rielle Hunter Tells All from Her Bed

Rielle Hunter blames Elizabeth Edwards for "emasculating" Johnny Edwards. Rielle says she would never "emasculate" dear Johnny, who was, by the way, terrified of "the wrath" of mean old Elizabeth.

Groan. I swear I saw Rielle in a 1961 Tammy's In Love movie. The good news is that Rielle Hunter is not a spy from some enemy country. The bad news is that "Johnny" Edwards went to bed with her on the same night they met on a sidewalk outside some New York hotel, or so Rielle says.

And if there's not a law against including children in GQ Magazine's photo-shoot of Sexy Poses From Rielle Hunter's Bed, well there sure oughta be.

Hunter says she's still in love with "Johnny" and believes he loves her. That they went to bed together the day they met. That his marriage was "toxic," that he feared "the wrath of Elizabeth." That it was Young's idea for the coverup in which he claimed paternity. That she had no idea how much money -- now the subject of a grand jury inquiry -- was being funneled to her from top campaign donors. . .

He in fact did say to me the first night, 'Falling in love with you could really fuck up my plans for becoming President."

And I just uttered to him, "You're so hot." And he said, "Why, thank you!" And he almost jumped into my arms."

Update: Rielle tells Barbara Walters that she cried for 2 hours over the "repulsive" photos that she posed for, and Elizabeth Hasselbeck defends Kermit, Barney and Dora the Explorer:"If you're going to involve Kermit, Barney, and Dora, put your pants on!"