Friday, October 16, 2009

Idiot Media Vultures Attack 6 Year Old “Balloon Boy”

In their never ending quest to create drama, the media are now framing the balloon story as an elaborate hoax.

Media vultures want us to believe that the Heene family knew all along that the national media would forget the news of the world and bring us instead an entire afternoon devoted to a hot air balloon.

So now our idiot media want us to believe that a six year old was quietly hiding for 5 hours while police and family members frantically and loudly searched all around his hiding place. Clearly, these idiots have never spent any time in the company of actual six year olds. Six year olds cannot be quiet or even still for five hours unless they are asleep or in a coma!