Friday, June 27, 2008

Lusty Senators Larry Craig & David Vitter Sponsor Anti Gay Marriage Amendment

Lustful Sen. Larry Craig and Lorena Bobbitt's wannabe husband Sen. David Vitter are co-sponsoring an, um, Marriage Protection Amendment. You cannot make this stuff up.

Oh well, it will go nowhere in a Democratic Congress and comic relief is just what we all need after that stressful nightmare assault on women's dignity that was the Democratic primary of 2008.

Suffice it to say, the Marriage Protection Amendment does not read: Thou shalt not publicly humiliate your wife by coveting another man in a bathroom stall. Nor does it read: Thou shalt not publicly humiliate your wife by fooling around with prostitutes. Rather the senate bad boyz are co-sponsoring the same old same old:

Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman. Neither this Constitution, nor the constitution of any State, shall be construed to require that marriage or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon any union other than the union of a man and a woman.

Apparently, the senate bad boyz want to return to the days when they were the laughingstock of the nation. All that laughter and ridicule must have been a real rush. We are happy to oblige the lusty dunces. By popular demand, we are happy to bring back the popular Lusty Loony Larry Tune. Turn it up!

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Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), who was arrested June 11, 2007 on charges of lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport terminal, is co-sponsoring the amendment along with Sen. David Vitter (R-LA). . . In July of 2007, Vitter was identified as a client of a prostitution firm owned by the late Deborah Jeane Palfrey, commonly known as The DC Madam.

MoJo Blog: Hypocrisy Meter Explodes
Queerty: Larry Craig Backs Act “Protecting” Marriage
Sovo: Craig and Vitter - the best sponsors you could get?
Wonkette: Marriage Amendment Has Utterly Predictable Cosponsors
HuffPost: Chutzpah Defined: Vitter and Craig co-sponsor marriage amendment