Thursday, March 20, 2008

Sleazy Media Salivates Over Hillary's First Lady Papers


Hillary's First Lady papers were released yesterday, and our classy Peeping Tom Media pounced on the 11,046 pages of dry schedule records and immediately found the 'the stained blue dress day!'

Because what we need to know about our presidential candidate is exactly where she was on the day the news broke about Bill's infidelity. And it's just rotten-to-the-core that there are no salacious tape recordings or video clips of Hillary's private conversations with Bill to appease the Peeping Tom Media. Because the 785,000 media stories already written about the private life of Hillary and Bill are not enough!

The vultures at the Wall Street Journal also want to know where Hillary was when Vince Foster died. Maybe it's not too late to charge Hillary with murder! Oh yeah, now I remember the real reason we have that idiot in the White House and that war in Iraq.

BRIAN ROSS at ABC SLEAZY NEWS: Hillary Was in White House on 'Stained Blue Dress' Day -- Hillary Clinton spent the night in the White House on the day her husband had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky, and may have actually been in the White House when it happened, according to records of her schedule released today by the National Archives.

Send BRIAN ROSS at ABC SLEAZY NEWS your regards or call -- 212-456-7612 -- and tell him to stop it now !

ASSOCIATED SLEAZY PRESS: Schedules show Hillary Clinton was home during husband’s encounters with Lewinsky -- WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton was home in the White House on a half dozen days when her husband had sexual encounters there with intern Monica Lewinsky.

SLEAZY TIME: Clinton First Lady Papers Released (WASHINGTON) — Hillary Rodham Clinton kept her schedule packed when allegations exploded that her husband had an affair with a White House intern.

WALL STREET SLEAZY JOURNAL: Clinton’s Calendar and Vince Foster -- Among the many things Hillary Clinton’s schedule sheds light on are her activities before, during and after major events in her husband’s presidential tenure — such as the death of Vince Foster. . In July 1993, he was found dead in a park in Virginia with a gunshot wound. After a three-year investigation by Whitewater Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr, Foster’s death was ruled a suicide, but many conspiracy theories persist suggesting he was murdered.

UPDATE: Lambert at Corrente: Call Brian Ross of ABC News at 212-456-7612 and tell him politely what you think of him bringing up 'the blue dress' now.
Susie Madrak at Suburban Guerrilla: And if we let them get away with this, they will do even worse to whoever turns out to be our nominee.
Donklephant: ABC News’ Gutter Journalism
The Brad Blog: 'Investigative' Reporter Brian Ross Defines Shameful New Low...On the 5th Anniversary of the Iraq War, No Less...
Glenn Greenwald at Salon: The worst, sleaziest press corps possible
Jill at Brilliant at Breakfast: Would someone please get the mainstream media laid already?