Survey Says: Bush NOT the Sexiest Man Alive (duh)

Well it's official, what we all knew. According to a poll of 11,000 women in 15 countires, Bush's sex appeal ranks somewhere down there with Rush Limbaugh's. Let's face it, chest-beating authoritarian males lost their sex appeal the first time one of them dragged a woman into a cave.

It just took a hell of a long time for women to get enough freedom to say so. Now if only enough of us can get free enough to stop the chest-beaters from reproducing themselves, we might have a chance of saving the planet.


From Reuters:

LOS ANGELES - He may be leader of the free world and Time magazine's "Person of the Year," but a new international survey of women makes certain that President Bush is far from being the sexiest man alive.

In a recent online poll conducted by Esquire magazine, 11,000 women in 15 countries were asked to rate Bush's sex appeal on a scale of one to 10, and America's commander-in-chief failed to register much more than a two.

Women in Australia, Germany and the Netherlands were the harshest judges of George W.'s sexual allure, giving him an average rating of 1.4 each, Esquire said in its survey released earlier this week.

By contrast, Indonesian women were the most generous, giving Bush an average score of 2.2; American women found their president slightly less appealing, rating him a 2.1