Thursday, December 06, 2007

Cheney: Democratic Men Don't Have 'Big Sticks' Cause they Follow Nancy Pelosi


Cretin Dick Cheney's fear of the matriarchy is showing. Nervous Dick thinks he has a 'bigger stick' than Democratic men. And Dick thinks the problem with Democratic men is Nancy Pelosi.

The creepy VP wonders why Democratic men can't be more like him:

Murtha "and the other senior leaders...march to the tune of Nancy Pelosi to an extent I had not seen, frankly, with any previous speaker," Cheney said. "I’m trying to think how to say all of this in a gentlemanly fashion, but [in] the Congress I served in, that wouldn’t have happened. . They are not carrying the big sticks I would have expected."

Dick with his alleged 'big stick' also has a wife who fantasizes about lesbian lovers, and in related news of the day, Nobel prize winning scientist Oliver Smithies announces that the Cheney-specific chromosome is the "biggest threat to mankind."

Cheney on Congress: Where are the men?
Dick Cheney's "Gentlemanly" View of Nancy Pelosi
Cheney: Democrats Can't Stand Up To House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Red State: The Trouble with Democratic Men