I don't know about you guys but I'm not ready to stop laughing at "NOT GAY" Larry Craig and his "NOT GAY" Party of Family values.
There's no telling what horrendous disaster Republicans will bring forth next week, so I vote that we laugh at them while we can.
"Now there's more trouble for Senator Craig. First he's accused of soliciting gay sex at an airport. Now he's accused of soliciting gay sex at a train station. Craig denied the charges and said if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for a big night at the bus terminal." --Conan O'Brien
"Larry Craig, the conservative senator and hardcore heterosexual from Idaho, insists that he is not gay. In fact, he's anti-gay marriage and anti-gays in the military. He's anti-gay everything but sex." --Jimmy Kimmel
“How about that poor Senator Craig from Idaho? … So he gets arrested in a men’s room there at the airport in Minneapolis. And here’s the deal now. He’s now in Stage One of a political sex scandal: defiance. Stage Two: stepping down to spend more time with his family. Stage Three: ‘I’m gay and I’m proud!’” –David Letterman
"The Democrats may have control of the House, but the Republicans have control of the bathrooms." --Jay Leno
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This gem is from Craig's List, of all places:
You can't take a "wide stance" with your pants around your ankles. [via Wonkette]
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