Wednesday, March 28, 2007

John McCain Supports Gay Marriage and Steals Bandwidth at MySpace


McCain Also Wants to Go for a Walk in Baghdad . . .

Hangin' with the kids over at MySpace has made John see the gay light, or come out in favor of gay marriage -- especially between "passionate" lesbians!

Okay, so John McCain is way too much of a boring old eunuchy fuddyduddy for that to ever happen. But he did steal the bandwidth.

Just like Lieberman, McCain hired amateur techies. The McCain campaign was stealing bandwidth, or hotlinking images from the site of Newsvine founder and CEO Mike Davidson.

So Davidson merely changed an image on his own site and voila -- straight-talking John McCain's MySpace page was telling the world the Senator from Arizona supports gay marriage! McCain's people were smart enough to take it down -- eventually, but not before it caused a whole lot of laughter.

The Wall Street Journal also has the graphic and is seriously informing the rightwing world that McCain is not really "advocating 'passionate females' get hitched after all."

Walking in Baghdad

But there's more funny McCain news. The Senator is seriously informing the world that it's so safe in Baghdad that you can go for walks on the street even. To which Michael Ware - a CNN reporter who has been in Baghdad for four years -- replies:

"I dont know what part of Neverland Senator McCain is talking about. . . To suggest that there’s any neighborhood in this city where an American can walk freely is beyond ludicrous. I’d love Sen. McCain to tell me where that neighborhood is and he and I can go for a stroll."

So, when is straight-talkin' McCain going to take that walk in Neverland?

Shakes has an even funnier McCain graphic.