God! Why aren't all elections this entertaining? In response to the hyper-hysterical claim that Lamont hacked Lieberman's website (they admit they have no proof), Bob Geiger over at Democrats.com has the skinny on how Lamont conspired to give Lieberman's dog fleas.
This is but a taste of the fun:
Lieberman's Dog Gets Fleas -- Joe Blames Lamont
[T]heir entire [Lamont hacked my website] claim doesn’t withstand even the most minimal technical scrutiny.
But to save the Lieberman campaign time -- after all, they are kinda, sorta fellow Democrats -- I'm going to provide you with their Lamont accusations from now until the Connecticut polls close at 8:00 PM EDT.
3:00. Joe will be locked out of his campaign vehicle and, despite seeing the keys that a staffer left inside the lobbyist-provided SUV, will demand that "Ned Lamont stop these attacks on my campaign vehicle fleet."
4:00. As the heat of the day hits its peak, Lieberman campaign headquarters will begin to get uncomfortably warm. "Hey, we only have three volunteers in this entire place," Marion Steinfels will say. "Ned Lamont has shut off our air conditioning again and we call on him to stop these denial-of-cooling attacks."
5:00: Hadassah Lieberman will discover that their dog "President W.," has fleas. The Lieberman family will demand to know why Lamont will not disclose campaign donations from the Flea Anti-Defamation League.
6:00: Ice in the Styrofoam cooler holding the 12-pack of beer for Joe's post-election crowd of five will begin to melt. "My opponent can't claim he doesn't know anything about this," Lieberman will moan. "Does he expect the people of Connecticut to believe this ice simply melted by itself?"
There's more ...
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