Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Extremist Folks & Other Proclamations from King George


Well, I guess you heard that Hezbollah lost the war. King George has pronounced it to be the Official Truth of the Land.

The month long battle between Israel and Hezbollah was a war " between freedom and terrorism."

Freedom won! Yay!

What a fucking moron.

Thank god King George tells us these things. The Boy King of La La Land also proclaimed the war to be all the fault of Hezbollah.

Speaking of wars that are all someone else's fault, did you see Seymour Hersh on Hardball yesterday? It was bad enough reading Hersh's current piece in The New Yorker, did I have to actually hear him say that The Decider will likely do one of his little pre-emptive numbers on Iran shortly after the November election?


In yet more monumental news from the King's Court, the federal government now owns that giant cross out in San Diego, cuz so what if court decisions deem a Christian Cross on public property to be unconstitutional? The Protector of the Cross has spoken. The only court that matters in the Holy Land of the US of A is the Court of King George.

And finally, the First Dunce of America proclaimed today that we are "in a war against a extremist group of folks."

If George doesn’t stop referring to our ever-multiplying enemies as a "group of folks" - I’m going to have to give it up and adopt one.

Hey moron, why don’t you try "a group of meanies"?

I had a kid like George once. He grew up.