Friday, July 14, 2006

Hilleary Gets Letter from Gen. JC Christian, Patriot


Illiberal Primary Candidate Wins Commendation from the General for the GOP Fetus-American Exercise Program
We're sure that a letter from the General will be the highlight of Van Hilleary's campaign to make Tennessee a laughingstock by going to Washington as heir to the infamous Frist Fiasco.

Come August 3, Van the Man will lose his bid for the GOP nomination (barring Diebold intervention), but he will still have his letter commending him for the GOP Fetus-American Exercise Program.

The "100 Percent Pro-Life" Van should consider it a consolation prize. And women everywhere should hide their fetuses whenever they see Van coming.