Sunday, May 07, 2006

Bush: Fishing Was High Moment of My pResidency


Bush Admits He Is A Miserable Failure


When asked to look back on his presidency and name the high moment in the five plus years of his term in office, George W. Bushie proved once again that the Oval Office is occupied by a dangerously self-centered and certifiably insane child.

Reuters:

You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Bush told weekly Bild am Sonntag when asked about his high point since becoming president in January 2001.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published on Sunday.

The history books of the future will most assuredly note that Bushie did have one good moment in office.

He caught a fish.

If catching a fish is the high moment of your presidency, then obviously you are one monumentally miserable failure. Futhermore, if you admit that catching a fish is your best moment as pResident, you are certifiably insane.

When asked about the worst moment, for some unknown reason the Terrible Two Term pResident named 9/11 instead of that day he had a bad tummy ache.