Friday, January 06, 2006

A Heckuva Job Hastert & Other Bush Jokes

The Spy In Chief is speaking again, if you want to call it that. He's on CNN. Apparently, Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert is about to resign, or something like that, cuz Bushie just said .... "He's doin' a heckuva job as speaker of the House of Representatives."

Hastert, your days are numbered.

You can't make this stuff up.

In all honesty, Bushie did appear to have a deer in the headlights moment once it dawned on him what it was he said.

On a related note, Jay Leno knows why Bushie is doing better in the polls:

"Well, actually, according to a new poll, President Bush's approval rating is on the rise. A lot of those polls are phone polls. People are worried Bush is listening.”

And, from David Letterman:

"Donald Trump running for president. I blame George Bush. He lowered the standard."