This is buried in another post. I've decided to give it one all its own. Feel free to contribute some stanzas. The original version: Lizzie Borden took an axe, Gave her mother 40 whacks, When she saw what she had done, She gave her father 41.
Phil Bredesen's
Lizzie Borden Plan to 'Fix' TennCare
Phil Bredesen took an axe,
Gave TennCare enrollees 40 whacks,
When he saw what he had done,
He gave prescription benefits 41
Gave TennCare enrollees 40 whacks,
When he saw what he had done,
He gave prescription benefits 41