Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Herman Cain: 'All the Women Are Lying & Democratic Machine Out to Get Me'

Herman Cain just held a press conference to tell the world that all the women are liars. According to Herman Cain, four women have accused him of sexual harassment because there is a conspiracy to "stop Herman Cain." Oh, the ego.

This egomaniac needs to retire and STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN.

Cain said that even more women may come forward. Gee, I wonder if they will all have blonde hair.

Cain predicted yet more women will come forward to accuse him of sexually harassing them, though offered a pre-emptive warning that they will not be telling the truth.

“There will probably be others, not because I am aware of any, but because the machine to keep a businessman out of the White House is going to be relentless,” he said. “If they continue to come, I will continue to respond.”


Karen Kraushaar, second Cain accuser wants 'joint press conference'

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