Saturday, May 01, 2010

The National Enquirer Has Yet Another One

Rich and powerful men cheat on their wives? Damn! Who knew?!? Ah, but the National Enquirer says it's so. The National Enquirer says that President Obama is having an affair. The Enquirer offers no proof, but that didn't stop them from being right about Johnny Edwards.

Gawd, I hope this isn't true. I don't know anyone who thinks this is an impeachable offense besides insane Republicans, and for them, impeachment is never off the table. We have some deadly serious problems in this falling-apart country, like we have time to take another couple of years off to dissect a President's sexual indiscretions:

Chaos in Arizona, an oil spill the size of Rhode Island, and now this on the eve of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: the National Enquirer published a story last night claiming that President Barack Obama was caught having an affair with a former campaign staffer at a Washington hotel, and they might have the tape to prove it. . . As Rod Blagojevich would say, there should be no impeaching until we’ve had a chance to review all the tapes. .