Friday, October 02, 2009

Elizabeth Edwards to File for Divorce?

Elizabeth Edwards is about to divorce her lying, cheating husband, reports the leading authority on the life and lies of John Edwards, the National Enquirer.

If it's true that John promised to marry Rielle Hunter on a rooftop, with music supplied by the Dave Matthews Band, just as soon as Elizabeth dies, I hope Elizabeth divorces him and takes every last cent of the creep's 52 million dollars. Maybe there's a leper colony John can retire to. [via Salon]