Saturday, June 27, 2009

Sanford Asked His Wife for Permission to Visit His Argentinean Lover

So when Jenny Sanford first discovered that Governor Sanford was a liar and a cheater, it wasn't because the Family Values Governor was sorry and decided to do the honorable thing and fess up.

It was because Jenny Sanford found a letter that her cheatin' husband wrote to his lover in Argentina. Maybe that was the letter which first revealed that the Governor has a thing for Argentinean tan lines and hips.

In a recent interview, Jenny Sanford says that when she asked her husband to move out, he pestered her for permission to see his lover.

"I said absolutely not. It's one thing to forgive adultery; it's another thing to condone it."

When permission was denied, the Hypocritical Family Values Governor responded by booking a ten day junket to Argentina. Jenny Sanford says she was shocked to discover that her hypocritical husband ran off to Argentina to be with his paramour, María Belén Chapur. And now the New York Times reports that it was likely an old boyfriend of Ms. Chapur's who hacked into her e-mail account and sent the revealing e-mails to the media.

Sanford is so sorry, so sorry he got caught.

(AP) South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford says she discovered her husband's affair in January when she found a letter to the governor from his mistress. Jenny Sanford told The Associated Press on Friday she told him to end the affair and was shocked this week when she found out he'd gone to Argentina to see his mistress. She says she believed Gov. Mark Sanford had gone somewhere to work on writing a book.

She wept as she displayed her boys' stellar report cards and said she most worries about how they're being affected by the scandal. Jenny Sanford says she plans to take them out of the state for the weekend. Meanwhile, Sanford was back at work today, telling his state agency chiefs that he's sorry for keeping them in the dark when he went to see Argentina to see his mistress.

"Just another politician with a conservative mind and a liberal penis."
--Jon Stewart