Just like last year, Miss USA has again "failed to meet the crucial challenge of walking and smiling at the same time," observes the UK's Times. What are the odds that Miss USA would fall down on the world stage of the Miss Universe pageant two years in a row??
Cosmic Symbolism? We know it can't have anything to do with the fact that this year's contestant, Crystle Stewart is from the same state that sent us George W. Bush. After all, all our states belong to the Bush Empire. As Jerry Falwell might say, the angry white straight macho GOD in the sky is trying to tell us something!
Graphic: Feminists Protest Miss America Pageant, 1968
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