Friday, October 05, 2007

Will Larry Craig Attend the GOP Convention in Minneapolis?


RNC's Suggestive Logo Draws Snickers

I'm not the only one who is snickering about the position of the elephant in the 2008 GOP Convention logo. (NOT a photoshop!) I mean in light of the fact that Republicans will be flying into the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport for the Convention and maybe even using the Larry Craig bathroom, somebody might want to, um, adjust the elephant's "wide stance" position.

Apparently, the GOP just can't refrain from sticking it's cute little ass in our faces.

And everyone wants to know if Senator Larry "NOT GAY" Craig will be attending next year's GOP Convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul.

If so, when Lusty Larry actually flies into the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport, will he "continue to serve" by stopping into the bathroom? And what about all the other Republicans?

I have no doubt that CNN and a slew of liberal bloggers will be there. (The WaPo already has a video of the crime scene!!)

Given the veritable onslaught of Republicans set to descend upon the poor Twin Cities, it's no wonder that the Airport is sprucing up the Larry Craig bathroom.

Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport Knows the Republicans Are Coming

"The infamous airport men's room where Sen. Larry Craig was arrested is getting new stall dividers that drop nearly to the floor to make it a less inviting spot for sexual liaisons."

Meanwhile, Larry Craig still won't resign, so late night comics rejoice and rightwing bloggers gnash their teeth, write plaintive stabs at poetry about Craig the no-good dirty crapweasel, and create the first ever Larry Craig toilet paper!

I wonder if the GOP will let me put that logo on a t-shirt?

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