Friday, July 20, 2007

Cleavage 2008 -- Washington Post Election Coverage Special


Gawd! I can't deal with this today.

If you've been wanting to read all about Hillary Clinton's cleavage, and I know you have, you'll want to hurry on over to the Washington Post where you'll find it featured on the front page!

That's right, the WaPo has sent out its investigative reporters in order to bring you the important election story of 2007:

Clinton's Neckline Takes Dip

You'll find the full romance version tucked away in Fashion:

There was cleavage on display Wednesday afternoon on C-SPAN2. It belonged to Sen. Hillary Clinton.

She was talking on the Senate floor about the burdensome cost of higher education. She was wearing a rose-colored blazer over a black top. The neckline sat low on her chest and had a subtle V-shape. The cleavage registered after only a quick glance. No scrunch-faced scrutiny was necessary. There wasn't an unseemly amount of cleavage showing, but there it was. Undeniable.

It was startling to see that small acknowledgment of sexuality and femininity peeking out . .


Funny. I'm startled to discover that the Washington Post has a fashion section!

Let me guess, the Washington Post is treating Senator Clinton like a girl because the neocon paper wants to help her win the election. Or maybe the paper just wants to give the boy senators something to talk about. The Washington Post sucks.

Do be sure to check out the neocon paper tomorrow when you will surely be afflicted with a front page story all about Fred Thompson's startling masculinity peeking out from his crotch.

And if not, why not?

Photo found on the front page of the moronic WaPo.