Saturday, June 09, 2007

Bush Sipping Beer at G-8 Summitt



Bush was taken ill on the last day of the G8 summit. The Commander Guy had to miss some meetings. He had to stay in his room and rest.



Some people say it must have been something he ate. Other people say it was something he drank.

Bush - famed for being an alleged "teetotaller" now and an unrestrained alcoholic for some 40 years - "was seen sipping beer, but his advisers insisted it was non-alcoholic." And everyone knows that Bush and his advisors never lie. Other people say "there is no such thing as "non-alcoholic" beer. Near beers are low alcohol and alcoholics are advised to stay away from them."