Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Giuliani: Elect A Democrat & A Terrorist Will Get You!


Rudy Giuliani is back to his old self, the self we knew and loathed before 9/11 struck and transformed Mayor Legree into a pseudo hero. Rudy told a gathering of Republicans that Democrats are sissies and Republicans are big strong protective daddies, especially Republicans named Rudy Giuliani.

Rudy Giuliani said that if a Democrat is elected in 2008, the terrorists will attack us! But if Rudy is elected, life will be grand. We will all be safe and warm in our beds.

And big strong Daddy Giuliani said they hate us for our freedoms!

The Politico:

MANCHESTER, N.H. —- Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001. But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped.

“If any Republican is elected president —- and I think obviously I would be the best at this —- we will remain on offense and will anticipate what [the terrorists] will do and try to stop them before they do it,” Giuliani said.

He added: “The Democrats do not understand the full nature and scope of the terrorist war against us.”

. . . “America will safer with a Republican president.”

. . . "They hate us for the freedoms we have and the freedoms we want to share with the world.”

. . . Addressing the terrorists directly, Giuliani said: “We are not giving that up, and you are not going to take it from us!”

The crowd thundered its approval.

Why are all the Republican candidates certifiable?

via Real Clear Politics