Friday, March 23, 2007

Pregnant? Broke? Move to Texas and Sell Babies for $$!

Pregnant? Broke? Move to the State of Texas and Sell Babies for $$$$!

If you're pregnant and broke, it's time to move to Texas where if all goes as planned you can make a cool $500 just by signing your parental rights over to the State of Texas.

How does that song go? Money for babies and your kicks for free!

According to Amanda's calculations, this works out to $.07 an hour!

But with fertility drugs, you might be able to raise that up to $.35 an hour!!

Warning, this offer -- S.B. No. 1567, aka the Texas Baby Purchasing Act of 2007, conceived by State Senator Dan Patrick -- will be good only for women who first show up at an abortion provider and then see the pro life light by filling out all the right adoption forms.

"We want that lady to have an incentive that makes her stop and think about having an abortion and that gives her a reason to put her baby up for adoption," said Patrick, a radio broadcaster who champions conservative causes such as abortion and tightening the border.

And years later when it is discoverered that the children sold were lost, molested, or otherwise abused and neglected by the appropriate Texas State agencies, it will be time to sue State Senator Dan Patrick's ass, along with the State of Texas, for a hell of a lot more than $500.

Why Does Sen. Dan Patrick Hate American Men?

Furthermore, Sen. Dan Patrick's pro life offer of $500 will be made only to women who are U.S. citizens. If the mother is not a U.S. citizen, but the father is a U.S. citizen, no one cares if you abort it. The value of that potential life is zilch. Senator Dan Patrick will pay nothing for it, so he obviously wants you to just go ahead and abort it. Why Does Sen. Dan Patrick Hate American Men?