Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Survey Sez: Bush is as Unpopular as a Reptile


Yes folks, it's true. There are indeed some things as unpopular as G.W. Bush, but getting kicked in the balls is not one of them, nor is a trip to the dentist.

Americans actually like having their teeth yanked out and getting kicked in the balls better than they like pResident George W. Bush. Duh. And more duh.

Reptiles?

Yeah, the pResident of the United States of America is every bit as popular as a reptile, reports Radar Magazine.

Radar reminds us that Bush's approval rating is now at 28 percent, according to the latest CBS News poll. What else has a 28 percent approval rating?

Drumroll please. . . . .

Reptiles

Body Hair on Guys

And what has an approval rating higher than G. W. Bush?

Getting Kicked in the Balls (41%)

Stepping in Dog Shit (35%)

Legalizing Prostitution (58%)

Fruit Cake (40%)

Small Breasts (50%)

The Dentist (45%)

And Radar has even more awful and horrid things that people like better than George W. Bush.

Graphic via A Study of Reptilians