Republican State Rep. Reports that Obscure Rightwing Blogger Found WMD!!!
Rep. Stacey Campfield (Idiot) -- of death certificates for abortions fame -- continues to keep us amused. The Republican State Representative (seriously) recently wrote on his blog:
"You want WMDs, You got WMDs"
"Will the press pick up on this? I wonder. This TOTALLY changes the arguments against the war. It could rock the democrat arguments and talking points in this nation and world wide."
"THIS IS HUGE!!!!"
Stay with me folks. This is a serious post. I am not making this stuff up.
The State Rep. (seriously) linked to the following post from an obscure rightwing blogger:
EXCLUSIVE!! SADDAM HUSSEIN HAD OVER 1 MILLION POUNDS OF URANIUM!!
"In the first national report from the heart of one of the world’s premier energy capitals, Frankly Speaking has obtained unclassified documents showing that at just one site alone, Saddam Hussein possessed and stored over 1 million pounds of uranium. (emphasis mine)"
"Unclassified inventory documents in my possession show that over 1 million pounds of yellowcake uranium are stored at one site alone in Iraq."
"[W]hy have no major media outlets, Congress, the Republican Party, or even the President, given the American public the information to make their own decisions regarding the intentions of Saddam Hussein and his storage of over 1 million pounds of uranium? Providing the information on what Saddam did possess is a necessary step in allowing the American public the ability to make their own determination of what Saddam Hussein’s intentions were or were not."
Well, it wasn't long before Brittney -- of the reality-based side of the planet -- over at Nashville Is Talking zeroed in on the nut of the story:
Move Over Judith Miller:
"So, why is Terry Frank the only one smart and wily enough to discover the truth of this matter?"
And before you could say, rightwingers are flat-out insane, the locals descended on the blog of Rep. Campfield's friend with outrageous and bizarre demands for said friend to put up some evidence or shut up. To which Campfield's friend, Terry Frank responded that the blogosphere is just so damn rude! And Brittney Gilbert of Nashville is Talking is just such a "stain."
But Stacey's friend, Terry Frank carries on valiantly, she is a hero, says she:
"Whether my story is believed, appreciated, or even carried forward is irrelevant to me. I had the guts to put it out there and suffer the pathetic commentaries of do-nothings like you."
Meanwhile, rumors are flying among the state's pathetic do-nothings about found documents which prove that Campfield and Frank are in fact auditioning for a spot on the new Fox Daily Show ripoff, The 1/2 Hour News Hour.
And in keeping with the high blogging standards of Rep. Campfield and his friend, Terry Frank, the TGW blog hereby announces that the Tennessee Republican Party plans to offer full funding to Stacey Campfield's friend if she will only run for office on the WMD FOUND!!!! platform.
And if you want proof of our claim, you are so obviously a pathetic do-nothing that we don't even want to talk to you.
Previously:
Rep. Stacey Campfield (R) is a Joke
How Many Cops Does it Take to Handcuff Rep. Campfield?
Politics Stacey Campfield Stacey X Terry Frank Tennessee Republicans WMD Found Knoxville News Radical Rightwing
