Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Soy Will Make You Gay or Maybe Socialist

Soy products are "the Devil's Food" because they will make you gay claims a post on one of the major wingnut sites - World Net Daily.

A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals . . There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. . Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

Feminizing? I think he means soy will make you gay if you are male. The rest of us can look forward to eating our soyburgers so that we may be transformed into ultra feminized, possibly socialist, but definitely non male beings.

As always the wingnuts are consistent about their view that most fates worse than death stem from being feminized. The feminization of all things good can come from cavorting with the devil or from eating sissy food.

Last I heard, the European nations, especially France, were diagnosed as feminized nations. That does not mean these are gay nations. Rather it means that these are nations with policies that hold the welfare of the community at the center, as opposed to nations with muscular cowboy policies centered around selfish individuals.

Obviously, I eat soy and should probably move to Europe.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!)

See Raw Story for info on some of the studies that have rebutted the wingnut joke.