Friday, December 29, 2006

Sexist Science Tip of the Day


Study says: Housework cuts breast cancer risk.

And a college education will atrophy your uterus!

Women who exercise by doing the housework can reduce their risk of breast cancer, a study suggests.

The research on more than 200,000 women from nine European countries found doing household chores was far more cancer protective than playing sport.

Dusting, mopping and vacuuming was also better than having a physical job.

The women in the Cancer Research UK-funded study spent an average of 16 to 17 hours a week cooking, cleaning and doing the washing.

Housewife Magazine Cover from August, 1912, via Nostalgiaville

What they're saying:

"We now have scientific evidence that women are doing themselves physical harm by not staying home to scrub toilets and get the pipe/slipper combo ready for the penis people of the house." -- Preemptive Karma

"[T]here is some science that the Bush administration and the ladies at Concerned Women for America can get behind." -- Norwegianity

"You hear that ladies? Cleaning could save your life. A job could kill you." -- Feministing

"Feminism kills." –- Vox Popoli

"Men are the ultimate feminists. It's not that we're lazy or swinish. It's that making you clean is our way of participating in The Race For The Cure (TM)." -- Ace of Spades