Sunday, November 05, 2006

Catching Osama By Stopping Gay Marriage

While Bush courted the homophobe vote with Marilyn Musgrave in Colorado, outside folks were circling the event via a truck mounted with this billboard: "Stop gay marriage now, so Osama doesn't get away."

Yeah, that sounds just like Bushie's plan for the War on Terror: Stop Gay Marriage or Osama will screw you.

"Bush ridiculed Democrats and pundits who have already predicted that Republicans will lose control of at least one chamber of Congress Tuesday."

"I want to remind them, the folks of Colorado haven't even voted yet," said Bushie.