"More Americans can name the three stooges than the three branches of government. Well, that's because the three stooges are more likely to get something done."
---David Letterman
"According to reports, Fidel Castro is alert and being briefed. And I'm thinking, why didn't we get a president like that?"
---Letterman
Thanks to Bill in Portland Maine at dkos!
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