Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Raging Hormonal Republicans Charge Rice with Incompetence




Prominent conservatives are urging pResident Bush to get the "incompetent" Condi Rice out of the State Department and demote her to an advisory role.


We knew if we waited long enough, the wingnuts would begin to devour their own.

North Korea firing missiles," Mr. Gingrich said. "You say there will be consequences. There are none. We are in the early stages of World War III. Our bureaucracies are not responding fast enough. We don't have the right attitude.

The neocons charge that Rice doesn't understand the Middle East and "has misled the president on Iran and the Arab-Israeli conflict." They grumble that Rice is "incompetent on most foreign policy issues."

The critics include Newt Gingrich, Richard Perle - aka the Prince of Darkness - and "leading current and former members of the Pentagon and National Security Council," as well as current and former aides to Vice Dick Cheney.

Condi Rice relies too much on diplomacy.

Why, she has even urged the Israeli President to exercise restraint in the demolition of Lebanon.

Can you believe it?

The view from the neocons, always in the throes of their manly raging hormones, reveals that Condi Rice is much like the movie no 12-year-old boy can sit through.

Too much talk and not enough violent action.

If only testosterone-challenged Condi would nuke somebody, anybody, the hypermasculine wannabe world dominators would deem her wildly competent.

Via Insight Magazine (a Washington Times publication) & Raw Story