King George spoke to abortion opponents today and told his ever dwindling portion of the country:
This is a cause that appeals to the conscience of our citizens and is rooted in America's deepest principle. And history tells us that with such a cause we will prevail.
These principles call us to defend the sick and the dying, persons with disabilities and birth defects, all who are weak and vulnerable, especially unborn children.
Bushie added:
Human life is a gift from our Creator, and should never used (sic) as a means to an end. We will not sanction the creation of life only to destroy it.
Meanwhile rumors are flying that Bushie will soon issue an the Executive Masturbation Proclamation forever forbidding male masturbation, cuz everyone knows The Creator has ordained that life begins at ejaculation.
(Note: According to the principles of PResidential Prerogatives, this proclamation will be null and void whenever the mood strikes King George.)
Filibuster Alito Alito Scalito Supreme Court Roe Reproductive Rights Bush Abortion Rights Pro Choice King George
